I think I'm part vampire

I think I am officially the whitest non albino person in Michigan. I'm pretty darn pale. I practically glow in the dark.

It's hard trying to get tan too. I work until 6:30 pretty much every day, and I'm a busy guy. I can't really sit around in the sun. (Although I wish I could. That'd be sweet.)

Anyway, I'm going on vacation to California in a few weeks so I NEED to get a tan. But I can't! I've been going to the tanner for a week and there is absolutely no change.

I think I'm just doomed to pastiness.

So if you're kind of bummed that you don't look your best for the beach, don't worry, because I look waaaaay worse than you.